Question with 235 notes
99thpercentile asked: I miss you & this project.
I feel unresolved. I think I’ll always feel like finding my way back to at least finishing this series. Parts of my heart are into it when I sit back down to it just not enough of me. I don’t think it’s over. I’m just majorly stalled out, and I really can’t stand doing it half-assed.
I miss you, too.Photoset reblogged from Reasoning With Vampires with 1,449 notes
In the time between New Moon and Eclipse, Bella was grounded. The exact dates are vague until we get a little further along so here’s a quick recap:
Question with 76 notes
Anonymous asked: It's been a while and I've forgotten exactly where in the "plot" you are, and I can't tell you to "GET BACKON TRACK" because really, who could request that someone read this? But I do would like to ask, if and when you resume your work, could you open with a recap? Thanks.
That is reasonable. I think I could manage something. It is by far one of the least taxing requests I’ve found in my inbox. This is the internet after all.
Question with 185 notes
Anonymous asked: The only thing I could possibly ship with Bella is a plain glass of milk, because they'd be perfectly matched in how boring they are.
I suddenly feel lactose intolerant.
Question with 114 notes
Anonymous asked: Do you find it fun to pick shitty books apart? (Not being sarcastic or rude, I totally love doing that.)
Clearly. Although, I find it not only fun but educational and therapeutic.
Question with 56 notes
silentsnowdrop asked: I was reading your backlog (again, love this blog) and I got to post 1603511230. Now I have a question: what do you mean by 'clear the snorkel'?
That was a euphemism for masturbation. I also wasn’t genuinely suggesting anyone convert cream into butter with the suggestion about churning.
Question with 68 notes
magmapriest asked: What is the Ultimate Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe and Everything?
42
Question with 42 notes
allirea asked: Who is your favorite European writer?
I don’t have a list categorized by continent.
Question with 51 notes
Anonymous asked: Glad to see you back on tumblr! Why are you so awesome? Alternatively, what's your favorite genre for books/movies?
Birth. Alternatively, I tend to read realistic fiction written fairly recently. Stuff I relate to. After reading Twilight, I started delving into the fantasy genre for comparison and curiosity. I’ve expanded my field of interest. I’ve also recoiled in horror.
Question with 51 notes
allirea asked: I once read a disturbing fanfic in which Embry imprinted on a psychopath who enjoyed watching wolf-him tear apart living humans, which she could demand because of her imprintee status. Should Emily have used her power as an imprintee to make Sam kill himself or have himself committed? Lots of mental health professionals' lives could be on the line because of uncontrolable wolf-floofing.
WTF. No, really. What the fuck. I have no answer, just glee about the previously mentioned disinclination to read fanfic.
Question with 393 notes
jinxfmrl asked: Do you also fear that as Twilight led to 50 Shades, 50 Shades may lead to something more terrible?
Shut your mouth.
Question with 39 notes
Anonymous asked: Are you excited about the sequel to "To Kill a Mockingbird" that's due out soon??
Curious. Not excited.
Question with 56 notes
Anonymous asked: I think Rosalie/Bella or even Leah/Bella would be good together. Do you?
Considering none of those characters identified as same-sex attracted, no.
Page 1 of 109