Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

16th April 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsLol'rentThe truest love cuts like a 10 blade.om-nom-nom dangerPut me out of her misery.

15th April 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsBella makes me sad.Isablahhhinappropriate responses to social cues

14th April 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsinappropriate responses to social cuesom-nom-nom dangerThis doesn't make me swoon; it makes me want to stage an intervention

13th April 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsWe're entering deliberate psychological fuckery, kids.the minor problem is in your headBellusionalthe things she'll do for a phantagasm

13th April 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsIsabummerWe're entering some forestry fuckery.om-nom-nom dangeromnomnom brood brood omnomnomgiven the choice between being bummed out that a platonic friend hasn't talked to you in a week and being eaten by a bear -- ALWAYS CHOOSE BEING BUMMED OUT

12th April 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsWe're entering deliberate psychological fuckery, kids.I'm not serious about the G'mork bit.Everything else is serious business.Bellusional

4th April 2011

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Tagged: Lately, your low self-esteem is just good common sense.we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsIsabummerWell... she's got a point.She started it.Agreeing with Bella Swan makes me uncomfortable

25th March 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsI resent this.Bella makes me sad.

22nd March 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsWe're entering deliberate psychological fuckery, kids.Seriously, Stephenie?Even imaginary Edward is a jackass.Swoon.I want to punch this book in the face.

2nd March 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsfixedBellusionalDANGER. DANGER.

1st March 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsBellusionalNew LunacyThere's another whole page before we find out that this took ''only a few seconds.''

28th February 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsstoppitDANGER. DANGER.This is Not Good.There's more than one way to skin the proverbial cat.

17th February 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsBella makes me sadHow to hate your readerStephenie Meyer

11th February 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kids''Burn book'' is such a versatile phrase right now.This is a problem.Mike Newton doesn't deserve this.Who kind of hopes Bella starts dating Mike Newton?

2nd February 2011

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Tagged: Hey, you were born, finish what you started!we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsBobby Gaylor - Suicide http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVCwdkEYH8I don't want to have this conversation again