Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

15th June 2011

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Tagged: I often get ... pissed off.It happens.punctuationtotal ellipsis of the heartI'm ignoring her hole.

18th April 2011

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Tagged: I may be in liver failure, though.Semi-saved by evolution!safety tipstotal ellipsis of the heartThe Children of the Moon are no match for me.

19th December 2010

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Tagged: total ellipsis of the heartMAYBE YOU COULD BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR PROSE

14th November 2010

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Tagged: Until this moment, I've never wanted to punch a book in the ellipsis of the heartI can't believe she did that.SHE REALLY DID THAT.IN A BOOK. THAT WAS PUBLISHED.

6th November 2010

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Tagged: stupidity vibrates out of the booktotal ellipsis of the heartconjunction functionif he kills her!

3rd November 2010

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Tagged: total ellipsis of the heartwhy the big paws?cause I'm a polar bear

10th October 2010

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Tagged: total ellipsis of the heartTwilightpunctuation abuseaposiopesis is a rhetorical device wherein a sentence is deliberately broken off and left unfinished