Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

14th July 2011

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Honey, I’m home.

While I was gone, I did lots of lovely things.

Also, I was bitten twice by my grandfather’s dog. It drew blood and everything. I’m semi-convinced that it would be poetic justice for me to turn into a pathetic were-schnauzer, yipping at the full moon.

We now resume your regularly scheduled tumbling.

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4th April 2011

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Tagged: Next time you feel ill, don't add insult to injury.FAQaskcommonly misused wordstext entrytext postThe rest of it? Totally possible.

3rd April 2011

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Tagged: Happy Birthday, Sam!FAQI OBVIOUSLY DON’T UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF READING.It's like a cow's opinion.gentle replytell me how you really feeltext postI'm glad we had this talk.

18th February 2011

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Tagged: grey areastext posttl;drYou are sincerely welcome to email me to bitch me out (we all know I'm a fan of criticism) and/or turn this into a teaching moment.