Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format.
The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is.
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Honey, I’m home.
While I was gone, I did lots of lovely things.
Also, I was bitten twice by my grandfather’s dog. It drew blood and everything. I’m semi-convinced that it would be poetic justice for me to turn into a pathetic were-schnauzer, yipping at the full moon.
We now resume your regularly scheduled tumbling.
