Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

6th August 2012

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Tagged: Today's sermon is taken from a magazine that I found in a hedge. This season's lipstick colours will be in the frosted pink area.You're a Vicious Trollop you're a Vicious Trollop...roadmap to sentence hellSentences are not Caboodles.Cut the foreplay and just admit you think all blondes are uppity bitches.Jacob never wears shoes either. What do his toenails look like?Every noun does not need an adjective.Mathilda I'm glad you don't have a stomach ache any more. I don't think it means anything.

29th January 2012

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26th June 2011

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15th May 2011

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9th March 2011

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29th January 2011

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