Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

29th July 2012

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Tagged: BellusionalLet's be flippant about mental health!That's interesting: I want to poke this book in the eye. I neither know how to do that nor what to do with the impulse.Watch out! We've got a badass over here.repeat repeat beat beatwe get it

14th June 2012

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Tagged: repeat repeat beat beatI wish I were kidding.If only Jasper could erase this page.Twhyyyyy?lightThe Cullens need culling.We've swapped Stephenie's manuscript with a grocery list. Let's see if she notices!Are you even trying?

21st May 2012

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Tagged: Something something something liquid topaz.repeat repeat beat beatYou have used up all of your somethings.Something in the way ummmmm mmmmm.