Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

8th February 2012

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Tagged: Just sayin'...Yeah. Go ahead. Tell me again how I hate Twilight just because it's popular to hate Twilight.reasonableNo he's actually a selfish incorrigible monster with a heart made out of shit and splinters.

6th February 2012

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Tagged: I do not think it means what you think it means.Signorina Kettle! Have you met Mademoiselle Kettle Swan?reasonableprice of admission

26th June 2011

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Tagged: reasonableapologeticsom-nom-nom dangeremotional baggage lost en route

10th June 2011

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Tagged: Yes, please.Thank you, Ma'am. May I have another?reasonableYou're just scared of me because I'm a murderer.

2nd June 2011

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Tagged: reasonableInigo MontoyaWe're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.I do not think it means what you think it dangeromnomnom brood brood omnomnom

28th May 2011

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Tagged: ... because Jacob is a wolf.You've also accepted the Edward can do no wrong.inappropriate responses to social cuesreasonablelike hysterectomy

12th February 2011

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Tagged: my theme song will be entirely the second note of the diatonic scalereasonablere re re re re

28th July 2010

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Tagged: Anti-TwilightCopy EditInigo MontoyaStephenie MeyerTwilightreasonable