Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

10th October 2011

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Tagged: I look confused, as if the book I'm reading is overreaching the point-of-view.cheating at narrationnarrative suckagenarratorIt's like Edward's look of ''unmet expectation'' from the first book.om-nom-nom danger

16th July 2011

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Tagged: I realized my eyes were rolling.I realized...Inconsistent BellaShenanigans!narrative suckageHer?

1st July 2011

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Tagged: narrative suckagecheating at narrationInconsistent BellaYou don't KNOW that.

25th March 2011

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Tagged: if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife… AND you’re in a *knife factory*xDo not toss around terms like bocce balls. Bocce balls are hard and will hurt if I throw them back at you(r head).NO STEPHENIE. I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.narrative suckagethanks for clearing that up

15th March 2011

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Tagged: Laziest. passage. of. time. ever.narrative suckageI'm still bitter.I've been annoyed with you for a long time.styrofoam peanuts are greater than this book

27th February 2011

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Tagged: least. observant. narrator. ever.She couldn't find HER OWN DAMN LIPS.Can we get a storyteller that's paying attention?narrative suckage

22nd February 2011

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Tagged: I rarely publish whole, unblurred pages of Twilight. I just published seven pages with a total of four words.Laziest. passage. of. time. ever.narrative suckageMy birthday was somewhere on page 87.

17th February 2011

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Tagged: that's what she saidOut-of-Context Bellanarrative suckagetry harder

10th February 2011

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Tagged: narrative suckageseriously?I want to punch this book in the face.

3rd February 2011

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Tagged: Or... if you're going to know everything, can you stop acting like a dumbass?cheating at narrationnarrative suckage

2nd September 2010

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Tagged: Tyler's SentraEdward Cullensomeone didn't think the action throughStephenie MeyerBella SwanTwilightnarrative suckage