Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

16th June 2011

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Tagged: Oh, her humanity.I am human, and I take offense.IsabummerI know plenty of special humans.Things I should not have to say.really?C'mon... I think ''mope'' is probably the right word.mope mope mope mope mope mope mopeThat's a weird thing to have self-esteem issues about.

16th June 2011

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Tagged: BellusionalCharacterizationI certainly find Vicky killing Bella thrilling.continuitymope mope mope mope mope mope mopeom-nom-nom dangerSup Carrie?

18th May 2011

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Tagged: Oh... you're so aloof and bewildered.mope mope mope mope mope mope mopeOur protagonist is slow. Her platonic love interest is a dog. Can we move the frick on?

4th May 2011

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Tagged: Entry in which Dana asks a stupid question.Flakey JakeyI'm not good enough to be ANYTHING.seriously?mope mope mope mope mope mope mope

14th April 2011

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Tagged: grim suppressionvicious suppressionpiercing hoperenewed hopeIsabummermope mope mope mope mope mope mopeCrylight

12th April 2011

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Tagged: EDIT: ... in case I continued to be mopey.mope mope mope mope mope mope mopequotey fingers of sarcasmwait... what?Isabummer

24th February 2011

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Tagged: mope mope mope mope mope mope mopeC'mon... I think ''mope'' is probably the right word.

30th January 2011

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Tagged: Bella Optimism: The glass had water in it, and the water wasn't even murky.IsabummerIsablahhhmope mope mope mope mope mope mopeask a stupid question; get a stupid answer

25th January 2011

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Tagged: Like a rockmope mope mope mope mope mope mopeI know of no parking lots that double as MAOIs

8th November 2010

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Tagged: Seriously, guys - Edward is hot.Bella pierces me with sadnessmope mope mope mope mope mope mopeEdward is hot