Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

4th July 2011

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Tagged: inappropriate comparisonsapples to sulking orangesshakespeareI am reading too much into the saga.

4th July 2011

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Tagged: shakespeareinappropriate comparisonswhat if I found a way to kick you in your fictional teeth?NOTHING LIKE THAT. NOOOOO.

3rd July 2011

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Tagged: on page 17, Edward says RosalineThat would be weird.apples to sulking orangesinappropriate comparisonsshakespeare

3rd July 2011

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Tagged: Paris, Texas?inappropriate comparisonsshakespeareunrecognizably warping literary classicsYou've stretched ''allusion'' into a ''delusion''

3rd July 2011

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Tagged: When she winks, does she see Romeo with unreliable depth perception?Delusions of Grandeurshakespeareinappropriate comparisonsEven when she blinked?

3rd July 2011

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Tagged: shakespeareDelusions of Grandeurinappropriate comparisonsapples to sulking oranges

2nd July 2011

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Tagged: Stratford-upon-AvonShakespeareinappropriate comparisonsI disapprove of your thought process.delusions of grandeur