Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

16th January 2012

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Tagged: I am jealous of the perfect arch of his eyebrow. I can never get my arch perfect.a new religion that will bring you to the beesangry velvethis eyes were the color of a dehydrated man's urineperfect golden velvetBOYFRIEND: ''Edward is Cold Hands?! (pause) That's a cross-over I do *not* want to see...''

20th July 2011

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Tagged: Her name is Katniss.So... butterscotch sauce then?burning gold tawny dark gold honey golden ocher deep gold gold-colored liquid topazhis eyes were the color of a dehydrated man's urinekatniss

15th April 2011

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Tagged: Isn't that inconvenient!thanks for that.his eyes were the color of a dehydrated man's urine

20th February 2011

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Again: Dopey Diamond Eyes

Again: Dopey Diamond Eyes

Tagged: Hi ho. Hi ho.his eyes were the color of a dehydrated man's urineEdward Cullen's eyesdumb as a box of rocks

21st October 2010

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EDIT: I fixed a few tense blips. Thanks for pointing them out.

EDIT: I fixed a few tense blips. Thanks for pointing them out.

Tagged: Edward Cullen's eyeshis eyes were the color of a dehydrated man's urineway to destroy years and years of geologyyou're doing it wrong.RwV. tense fail; dreamventure ftw