Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

19th June 2012

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Tagged: Stephenie was distracted by five sentences about Alice.You're killing me Smalls.continuityAn author who does not pay attention is insulting to a reader who does.

25th May 2012

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See also: Twiline

See also: Twiline

Tagged: *snaps fingers* Hey! Pay attention!Do you read the words you type?Make up your mind.SHENS!continuityJacob is a beast in the garage.

30th March 2012

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Tagged: Deceiver dissembler your trousers are alight.Do you read the words you type?I have the coolest mom in the world and I don't tell her everything.Now you're lying about lying.continuityvampire stuffYou sure about that?

10th February 2012

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Tagged: continuityDo you read the words you type?*snaps fingers* HEY. PAY ATTENTION.

12th December 2011

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Tagged: Deceiver dissembler your trousers are alight.continuityMore than words is all you have to do to make it realYou have to follow through.Now you're lying about lying.

19th September 2011

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Tagged: inconsistentcontinuityteacup vampiresYou are easily confused.An author who does not pay attention is insulting to a reader that does.

18th September 2011

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Tagged: Apply this commentary to the, ''Isn't she scrumptious?'' remarks by the Volturi.inconsistentcontinuityI take a breath and pull the air in 'til there's nothing leftCan we get a storyteller that's paying attention?

16th June 2011

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Tagged: Stop interrupting yourself.Stop fondling yourself.Bella's chestcontinuitypay attention

16th June 2011

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Tagged: BellusionalCharacterizationI certainly find Vicky killing Bella thrilling.continuitymope mope mope mope mope mope mopeom-nom-nom dangerSup Carrie?

16th June 2011

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Tagged: continuityThere goes the plot for the third book...Just a quick check-in with the facts? Please?The new way is much more convenient.What if someone explained this to Vicky? Kiss and make up?

5th April 2011

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Tagged: continuityshenanigans!Can we get a storyteller that's paying attention?Heaven needs to watch more closely.

27th February 2011

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Tagged: Liar, liar, pants on fire!Note: the reason she didn't lie in this passage was because she couldn't get away with it, not because she was morally opposed to it.continuity

27th August 2010

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Tagged: Bella SwanContinuityTwilightAnti-TwilightStephenie MeyerBad writingInexplicable appeal