Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

1st May 2012

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Tagged: Are you exacting revenge for some punctuation-related injustice you witnessed?Great. Now I can't stop imagining poking Stephenie Meyer in the eye with a comma.More like TIGHTlightcomma abuseThat is a tear. You are making English cry.

3rd February 2012

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Tagged: I hope you're proud of yourself Stephenie.Crylightcomma abuseDid commas personally offend you? Do you enjoy watching them suffer?moist punctuation

28th June 2011

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Tagged: Dashing through the sludge...comma abuseIt's tidier.

26th June 2011

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Tagged: comma abuseCommaaaaaaaa!comma cry

23rd June 2011

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Tagged: commathetical mishapcomma abusecommatheticalDoes ''my muffin'' sound like a euphemism to anyone else?Bella's chestThis was worse than any fantasy-romance book.

10th June 2011

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Tagged: RUB MY BELLY, EDWARD! RUB MY BELLY!Go get the useless comma, boy. Go get it!PUPPIES AND RAINBOWSarfcomma abuse

2nd April 2011

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Tagged: Is it just a reflex? Oh, the word ''and'' is coming up... I must need a comma.Hey, Little Comma. Are you lost?whatcha doin'?comma abuse

19th March 2011

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Tagged: whatcha doin'?stoppitcomma abuse

14th March 2011

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Tagged: Twhyyyyy?lightcomma abuseWhat do Jacob's hands and this draft have in common? (Hint: This book isn't warm.)

17th February 2011

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Tagged: The second one isn't as bad as the first, because 2's purpose is more about roping off the first clause as a unit.comma abusevehicular commacide

10th January 2011

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Tagged: Stop. If not for literature, at least think of the children!comma abuseWhatcha doin'?

8th January 2011

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Tagged: I know it gets me every timecomma abuse

20th December 2010

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Tagged: stoppitcomma abuse

4th December 2010

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Tagged: You're killing me, Smalls.comma abuse

3rd December 2010

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Tagged: comma abuseShe uses commas incorrectly; why can't I turn them into verbs?