Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

16th January 2011

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Tagged: Just sayin'...chagrin: by popular demandclosing Twilight compilationword countit doesn't bother me -- YET

13th January 2011

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13th January 2011

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Tagged: Do your Auntie Dana a favor, kids: ENUNCIATE!You're so fish.The only thing Twilight has in common with Brando.mum is the wordclosing Twilight compilation

12th January 2011

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Tagged: he cried out twice, a cry that was no more than a breath — 'The horror! The horror!'Say, you wouldn't want to be Camp Champ, would you?closing Twilight compilation