Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

26th March 2011

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23rd March 2011

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31st August 2010

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helenas-bones:

markfuckingslurpee:

(via reasoningwithvampires)

this is stupid, it’s chosen twilight to pick out the smallest things. it had to be twilight didn’t it? i dislike the twilight books as much as the next person but this is pathetic. think about how many other books are written like this, reminding the reader of things that featured five pages ago. it had to be twilight. if you don’t like the book or the way it’s written, fine, don’t like it just don’t be a complete arse about it.
also, the font is stupid.

O Ye of Little Capitalization,
I am delighted to find common ground with you! I, too, think that the font is stupid. To help you avoid accidentally using it yourself, please be advised not to select THE TWILIGHT FONT.
<3

helenas-bones:

markfuckingslurpee:

(via reasoningwithvampires)

this is stupid, it’s chosen twilight to pick out the smallest things. it had to be twilight didn’t it? i dislike the twilight books as much as the next person but this is pathetic. think about how many other books are written like this, reminding the reader of things that featured five pages ago. it had to be twilight. if you don’t like the book or the way it’s written, fine, don’t like it just don’t be a complete arse about it.

also, the font is stupid.

O Ye of Little Capitalization,

I am delighted to find common ground with you! I, too, think that the font is stupid. To help you avoid accidentally using it yourself, please be advised not to select THE TWILIGHT FONT.

<3

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31st August 2010

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