Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

10th February 2012

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Dramatic reading, Eclipse, page 28-29
Warning: There’s a lot of cursing in the bloopers (after 2:31).

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28th June 2011

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Bella’s Weather Report
New Moon, pp. 354-356

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12th June 2011

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New Moon Conversation, pp 304-308

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25th May 2011

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Anonymous said: who's voice is that with you?

Answer: The Boyfriend.

Unsolicited Information: None of the possessive pronouns have apostrophes. Use its instead of it’s (which means “it is”), your instead of you’re (which means “you are”), and whose instead of who’s (which means “who is”).

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25th May 2011

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18th May 2011

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"Hold on, let me see if I give you some help," he said.

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5th November 2010

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Last Thursday night/Friday afternoon, I did an interview with Peta on 2SER FM in Sydney. She was great, it was fun, my voice is weird, and ta daaa!

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