Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

16th January 2012

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Tagged: I am jealous of the perfect arch of his eyebrow. I can never get my arch perfect.a new religion that will bring you to the beesangry velvethis eyes were the color of a dehydrated man's urineperfect golden velvetBOYFRIEND: ''Edward is Cold Hands?! (pause) That's a cross-over I do *not* want to see...''

17th September 2011

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Tagged: A new religion that will bring you to the bees.Beads! Bees? BEADS! BEADS?!Dana is not on board.Meyer is tacky and should have her poetic license revoked.angry velvet

28th June 2011

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Tagged: When I'm not fair, it's because I'm busy being fun.Cliff notesJumping off a cliff is not your answer. Ever.angry velvet

9th March 2011

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Tagged: Are those your teeth? Oh, you c-can see them, huh? Yes, they're insanely white. I did that for you.angry velvetNew Moonrusset: like apples or potatoes

28th February 2011

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Tagged: Bella, stop this right now!Bella, stop this right now!Bella, stop this right now!paracusiaangry velvet