Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

2nd February 2012

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RwV on Spreadshirt

RwV on Spreadshirt

Tagged: Team BackspaceIf the rest of RwV didn't tip you off... I am not on Team Edward or Team Jacob.I do not *have to* pick one.TwilightshirtsWe've made a sport out of throwing the Twilight Saga across the room.

29th April 2011

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Tagged: From what I've seen so far, it's not too much different from the published copy./sinister laughterI really love my readers.It doesn't look like Midnight Sun.This is an uncorrected proof.TwilightYou can send evil via USPS.reading Midnight Sun is like sandpapering your corneasARCRedux

7th March 2011

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Tagged: That's interesting: I want to poke this book in the eye. I neither know how to do that, nor what to do with the impulse.repeat repeat, beat beatpick oneTwilightlitNew MoonPage 125 can bite me. Not in the sexy-sexy vampire way. In the Bart Simpson way.

7th March 2011

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Tagged: My small intestine, however, has a distinct tattoo.But you have to enter the Candy Mountain candy cave, Charlie.WTFTwilightI am missing the point.

7th March 2011

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Tagged: fixedTwilight

7th March 2011

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Tagged: Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps.repeat repeat, beat beatMOONCHILD!That's a lot of nothing.TwilightWe don't even care whether or not we care.

3rd March 2011

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Tagged: Dialogue TagsDon't be so hastypremature punctuationTwilightpunctuation

27th February 2011

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Tagged: Am Big: you or us?I do not think it means what you think it means.TwilightPronouns are small but mighty.

27th February 2011

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Tagged: zombiesunexpected pairing you'll wonder how you ever lived without - like peanut butter and chocolateTwilight

11th January 2011

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This is the view inside my disemboweled copy of Twilight.

This is the view inside my disemboweled copy of Twilight.

Tagged: TwilightStephenie Meyer

10th January 2011

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Tagged: Time flies when you're having fun; that's why it feels like more time passed.TwilighttimelineS'ometimes I s'uck.

18th December 2010

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Tagged: 20 pages in 20 secondsTwilightunreadable eyes: unreadable bookRwV wanders away from our regularly scheduled programming

8th November 2010

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Tagged: I've been waiting for this, can you tell?I'm a bitch (and ok with that).I'm usually not this hostile eitherSPARKLETIGHTS <3neonlonelinesssparklingTwilightEdward Cullen