Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

14th June 2012

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Tagged: repeat repeat beat beatI wish I were kidding.If only Jasper could erase this page.Twhyyyyy?lightThe Cullens need culling.We've swapped Stephenie's manuscript with a grocery list. Let's see if she notices!Are you even trying?

14th March 2011

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Tagged: Twhyyyyy?lightcomma abuseWhat do Jacob's hands and this draft have in common? (Hint: This book isn't warm.)

27th November 2010

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Tagged: comma abuseTwhyyyyy?light

20th October 2010

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Tagged: Twhyyyyy?lightAgreeing with Bella Swan makes me uncomfortable

20th October 2010

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Tagged: almost isn't actualyeah? how hard was it?Twhyyyyy?light

15th October 2010

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Tagged: I rolled my eyes before closing themTwhyyyyy?lightBetter? Not ever.