Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

22nd April 2012

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Tagged: I submit this as witness testimony.One girl's co-dependency is another girl's binary star.This doesn't make me swoon; it makes me want to stage an interventionYOUR LIFE SHOULD NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.do not accept a second dateDana disapproves.

18th March 2012

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LINKS: Love Is Respect: Isolation/Exclusion

Tagged: Creepiest mechanic since Joey ButtafuocoReference Twilight chapters: “14. Mind over Matter” and “15. The Cullens”Thanks Stephenie!This doesn't make me swoon; it makes me want to stage an interventionWe're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.Your romance is as dysfunctional as your truck.inappropriate responses to social cues

16th August 2011

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Tagged: inappropriate responses to social cuesdo not accept a second dateYou're taking the phrase ''lady killer'' too literally.This doesn't make me swoon; it makes me want to stage an interventionWhat? She said it.

14th April 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsinappropriate responses to social cuesom-nom-nom dangerThis doesn't make me swoon; it makes me want to stage an intervention

2nd December 2010

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Tagged: I need to codify the pervert continuumThis doesn't make me swoon; it makes me want to stage an interventionAt least he didn't wink?