Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

17th February 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsBella makes me sadHow to hate your readerStephenie Meyer

11th January 2011

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This is the view inside my disemboweled copy of Twilight.

This is the view inside my disemboweled copy of Twilight.

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30th September 2010

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Tagged: patience is a syntactical virtueTwilightStephenie Meyersunny days

28th September 2010

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Tagged: Stephenie MeyerTwilightsale!this sentence has a spare independent clause

26th September 2010

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Tagged: stuttering sentencesTwilightStephenie Meyer

25th September 2010

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Tagged: cut to the chaseBella is an idiotTwilightStephenie Meyer

23rd September 2010

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Tagged: unwillingBellaWho keeps making her do these things?She is her worst enemyTwilightStephenie Meyer

22nd September 2010

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Tagged: Punctuation AbuseStephenie MeyerTwilight

21st September 2010

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Tagged: and a partridge in a pear treeTwilightonce upon a conjunctionStephenie Meyer

20th September 2010

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Tagged: TwilightStephenie MeyerYou wouldn't expect a sentence with so many words to be a fragmentDIEagram

19th September 2010

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Tagged: on and on and onit's doesn't have to be incorrect to be wrongTwilightStephenie Meyer

19th September 2010

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Narrator please.

Narrator please.

Tagged: Bella dreamsI wonder what Freud would have to say about this.cheating at narrationnarratorStephenie Meyer

17th September 2010

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Tagged: Twilighthow are you even supposed to comprehend this shit?whatwhatwhat?Stephenie Meyer

17th September 2010

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Tagged: sentences ended with prepositionsTwilightStephenie Meyertypographical vomit