Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

19th January 2012

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Tagged: This heart ice you use to see... is it like a monocle?Vanity of the Subterfugeall of the Twilightian prefaces = mortal om-nom-nom danger + vague references to the safety loved ones + overwrought blablablaevil eyehis ocular herpes are going to come in handy right about nowSomeone has object permanence issues.