Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

22nd February 2012

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Tagged: She couldn't find her OWN DAMN LIPS.Your name is Isabummer Swan.She forgets to breathe.For her safety I think a physician (NOT CARLISLE) should follow her around.Dana looks on the bright side.

12th April 2011

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Tagged: Billy hesitates for an instant, and she's all over thatShe couldn't find HER OWN DAMN LIPS.She forgets to breathe.

25th March 2011

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Tagged: I get all tingly inside when I see the words, ''I realized.''least. observant. narrator. ever.pay attentionShe couldn't find HER OWN DAMN LIPS.

10th March 2011

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Tagged: Think more, please.She couldn't find HER OWN DAMN LIPS.least. observant. narrator. ever.new moon

7th March 2011

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Tagged: She couldn't find HER OWN DAMN LIPS.Boyfriend dumps you. Grow gills.

27th February 2011

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Tagged: least. observant. narrator. ever.She couldn't find HER OWN DAMN LIPS.Can we get a storyteller that's paying attention?narrative suckage

5th January 2011

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Tagged: She COULDN'T find her lips.She couldn't FIND her lips.She couldn't find HER OWN DAMN LIPS.She couldn't find her lips.YES SERIOUSLY - PAGE 453