Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

29th January 2012

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29th November 2011

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Tagged: We're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.Thanks for that Stephenie.I'm sorry. I'm going to have to ask you to go fuck yourself.DANGER. DANGER.STOP IT. STOP IT NOW.

9th November 2010

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