Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

12th December 2011

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Tagged: I don't know if it's the fictional police chief or the author but someone needs a performance review.Maybe he was busy fishing?Really?You're killing me Smalls.Characterization? Why would I need to add characterization? Have you read about Edward's perfect marble ass?

16th June 2011

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Tagged: Oh, her humanity.I am human, and I take offense.IsabummerI know plenty of special humans.Things I should not have to say.really?C'mon... I think ''mope'' is probably the right word.mope mope mope mope mope mope mopeThat's a weird thing to have self-esteem issues about.

10th June 2011

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Tagged: Guys make her all goo-goo-ga-ga.really?He was as big as a motorcycle?

20th November 2010

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Tagged: Excuse me while I swim like girl chased by sharky-sharky.Her?Really?