Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

13th July 2013

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Tagged: Were you educated in a barn? Close your parenthetical!Dashing through the sludgeYou realize that’s a smaller opening right?You used to be able to walk out the front door and now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhereYou're doing it wrong.Punctuation AbuseYou're making English cry.Hyphens make excellent shivs.

29th January 2012

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Tagged: Also: I call bullshit on that ''without complaining'' business.Did you write the Twilight Saga for William Shatner?Punctuation Abusewhyyyyylight?Sometimes you have to throw the sentence in drive and stop tapping the brakes or your reader will get whiplash.

24th September 2011

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Tagged: The semicolon is kind of the slipping-foreign-phrases-into-conversation of punctuation. It's classy if done right. If done too often, it looks a little pompous, like you're just doing it to prove you've mastered it. If done incorrectly, you look out of your depth.grammarsemicolonwritingPunctuation Abuse

25th June 2011

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Tagged: Dashing through the sludge...Punctuation AbuseI'm also poorly disguising the resentment in my tone.1 Writing Rule: Make sense.writingpunctuation

19th May 2011

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Tagged: Punctuation Abusesemi-eyerollDon't use a semicolon when you sort of want to use a colon; that's not what the ''semi'' part means.

14th May 2011

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Tagged: reduxarccommathetical mishapcommatheticaleducationPunctuation Abusecopy editing

13th April 2011

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Tagged: A very normal paragraph, for Stephenie.Punctuation Abusepunctuation neglectparacrap

19th March 2011

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Tagged: I thoroughly disapprove of your punctuation decisions.Punctuation Abusewhatcha doin'?

9th November 2010

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8th November 2010

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Tagged: comma cryPunctuation Abusejoining commaspro tipAm Big: you or us?

8th November 2010

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Tagged: comma red light/green lightred on the top means stop! stop! stop / yellow in the midddle means be careful when you're little / green on the bottom means GOOOOOO!commaPunctuation Abuse

21st October 2010

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Tagged: Punctuation Abusecomma comaGreat -- now I just exhaled angrily

13th October 2010

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Tagged: I'm not prejudiced against commas; Meyer's commas just commit a lot of crimespunctuation profilingpunctuation abuseyeah - I know it's probably the him

10th October 2010

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Tagged: total ellipsis of the heartTwilightpunctuation abuseaposiopesis is a rhetorical device wherein a sentence is deliberately broken off and left unfinished

30th September 2010

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Tagged: Punctuation AbuseTwilightcommas matter