Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

28th November 2011

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Tagged: CrylightDid she get pink eye in Italy?OCULAR HERPESher face is rainingooze

24th November 2011

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Tagged: I am not allured.OCULAR HERPESswooooooooooooonThis is your body's way of rejecting something that is bad for you.

3rd May 2011

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Tagged: OCULAR HERPESRepetition does not make an image vivid. It repeats it.show and tellNM pp 261-272

13th November 2010

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Tagged: like there was any careful storytelling to ruinYOU ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME NOW. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME EVER.They have attachment issues.OCULAR HERPES

11th November 2010

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Tagged: It's not missing a word; it's like PEES 'cause when you have, STDs it burns when you peeAnother great conjunction coming up. Anything could happen. Our world might burn up. Hmph! End of Aughra.Dark CrystalOcular HerpesPodlingWhy do you think his eyes are golden? Pus.