Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

28th January 2012

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Tagged: QuestionsI'm glad we had this talk.New Moon

23rd December 2011

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Tagged: New Moon''It was a misunderstanding...'' covers most of the plot.recaprivetingFascinating. Tell me more.

18th December 2011

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… and with that, New Moon is over. There are still a few compilation posts coming with snippets I’ve collected throughout the whole book, but we’re half-way through the sigh-ga.

… and with that, New Moon is over. There are still a few compilation posts coming with snippets I’ve collected throughout the whole book, but we’re half-way through the sigh-ga.

Tagged: New MoonI have no plans on touching Bree Tanner or Midnight Sun.I don't know what I'll do after Breaking Dawn.

13th December 2011

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Tagged: New MoonTime flies when you're having fun. That's why it's taken so long to finish this book.Epilogue: an author's version of ''Can I just say one last thing about this and then I swear I'll shut up?''

29th September 2011

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Tagged: The Twilight Saga packs impressive literary DOTJane is totally specced for ShadowHOLY NOVA! Who cares how much mana it costs. It's pretty!New Moonmovie

15th September 2011

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Tagged: New MoonIsablahhhThe Twilight SagaThat's all you need to know.How do I still have over 100 pages of this book?Tada!summary

3rd August 2011

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Tagged: You don't know who Harry is? Yeah, that's to be expected.Eclipse has a 340 page prologue found in the middle of a different bookEvery day for us something new.I want to punch this book in the face.New Moon

3rd August 2011

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Tagged: New Moonrecapriveting

25th May 2011

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Tagged: Scary Stories textNew Moonreference for audio post

18th May 2011

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"Hold on, let me see if I give you some help," he said.

Tagged: Sorry about the audio quality. My laptop mic isn't greatand this isn't a podcast.Accidentally the whole thingNew MoonThe greeting is an Arrested Development referenceaudiobooksgrammarlitmissing wordspunctuationaposiopesis is a rhetorical device wherein a sentence is deliberately broken off and left unfinished

20th April 2011

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Tagged: When the ability to track your behavior inhibits your behavior (i.e., caller ID), you should reconsider your behavior.and that's not cute. On anyone.Stop being creepy!Everyone!Co-dependencyNew Mooninappropriate responses to social cues

30th March 2011

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Tagged: twilinetimelineNew Moon

16th March 2011

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Tagged: Yeah, fucking Lauren and her blonde hairNew MoonUh...Stephenie Meyer FAQthat fucking LaurenHow do you really feel?Snort.

14th March 2011

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Tagged: Yes, please.Edward Cullen loves an oversized chameleon.New MoonRangoTwilizardfixedThe colors are too perfect for it not to be true love.

14th March 2011

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Tagged: Because there's no explanation possiblenonsenseNew MoonBella's ''dreams''nocturnal precognitions