Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

29th January 2012

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Tagged: DIEagramDid anyone really need the parenthetical reminders of which character is what supernatural being?I also have an unfailingly crabby glare.It hurts.Last time on the Cold and the Pitiful...STOP IT. STOP IT NOW.roadmap to sentence hellsentences are not mini-vansgrammarwritingsentence diagrams

26th June 2011

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Worst. Sentence. Thus. Far.

Worst. Sentence. Thus. Far.

Tagged: DIEagramI can't. I ... can't.roadmap to sentence hellSentences are not minivans!It hurts.

23rd March 2011

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Tagged: Thank you, physics, for pulling her hair. I've wanted to do just that.bad writingIt hurts.descriptions that make me laughSomething blows for sure

9th November 2010

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Tagged: Duh.Go wild: touch him with TWO fingers. I dare you.It hurts.this is too stupid to be real.I know that changing the ellipsis to terminal punctuation would not result in a complete sentence. Words would need to be added (though I'd prefer deletion).