Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

8th December 2011

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Tagged: Eclipse has a 340 page prologue found in the middle of a different bookIsn't that inconvenient!dénouement: the final outcome of the main dramatic complication in a literary worklast minute additionsquote from White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)I knew it the whole time. I was just checking to see if you knew it too.

21st August 2011

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Tagged: Everything about this situation is dripping with convolution.Isn't that inconvenient!Is there a special version of the Heimlich Maneuver for when you choke on words?

14th August 2011

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Tagged: The Cullens aren't a coven; they're a sorority.Isn't that inconvenient!last minute additionsEclipse has a 340 page prologue found in the middle of a different bookI WHISPERED ANGRILY.

15th April 2011

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Tagged: Isn't that inconvenient!thanks for that.his eyes were the color of a dehydrated man's urine

16th December 2010

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Tagged: Isn't that inconvenient!See? She means business.PASSION!OBSESSION!If only UNSHAKABLE was a perfume...