Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

24th May 2012

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Tagged: I don't want to nitpick Tom but is this really your plan?Living for others can be more courageous than dying for them.You SUCK at marginal analysis.This is not romantic. This is not impressive. This is disturbed.Also I *am* a kind of cold-hearted bitch.Isabummer

30th January 2012

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Tagged: You are amazingly non-observant.IsabummerThe good people of Forks must sleep soundly at night with a police chief like him.

17th January 2012

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Tagged: IsabummerI am happy New Moon is over.

26th November 2011

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Tagged: Duh.IsabummerHis grim smile was short-lived.I like mixing Latin with my Valley Girl to class it up.

4th November 2011

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Tagged: IsabummerDo not underestimate the self-preservation powers of a well-held grudge.Ask my nephews: I'm a fun aunt.

16th September 2011

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Tagged: Semantic satiation (also semantic saturation) is a psychological phenomenon/disease in which repetition causes a word or phrase to temporarily lose meaning for the listener, who can only process the speech as repeated meaningless sounds.Bella's holesIsabummerMy next post will make this relevant.that's what she said

14th September 2011

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Tagged: Run, Yasmine! Run like the wind!IsabummerWe're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.This is a problem.not cool.DANGER. DANGER.

5th July 2011

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Tagged: Oh, Pollyanna...IsabummerYou complete me... kitchen.We're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.I am disappointed in you.Woman without her man is just WOE.

27th June 2011

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Tagged: Seriously, Bella?Well, that's just silly.She forgets to breathe.MiserabellaIsabummer''Semidry rocks'' - unintentionally hilariousThe giant hole in her chest is causing respiratory distress.

16th June 2011

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Tagged: Oh, her humanity.I am human, and I take offense.IsabummerI know plenty of special humans.Things I should not have to say.really?C'mon... I think ''mope'' is probably the right word.mope mope mope mope mope mope mopeThat's a weird thing to have self-esteem issues about.

19th April 2011

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Tagged: Bella Optimism: The glass had water in it, and the water wasn't even murky.Wake up dead, you dieIsabummerI realized...I'm alive. Again!

14th April 2011

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Tagged: grim suppressionvicious suppressionpiercing hoperenewed hopeIsabummermope mope mope mope mope mope mopeCrylight

13th April 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsIsabummerWe're entering some forestry fuckery.om-nom-nom dangeromnomnom brood brood omnomnomgiven the choice between being bummed out that a platonic friend hasn't talked to you in a week and being eaten by a bear -- ALWAYS CHOOSE BEING BUMMED OUT

12th April 2011

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Tagged: EDIT: ... in case I continued to be mopey.mope mope mope mope mope mope mopequotey fingers of sarcasmwait... what?Isabummer

12th April 2011

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Tagged: Isabummeranother guy (real or imagined) does not countbeyond co-dependent into co-requiring-a-penised-companiontaking on the characteristics of notebook paper is a no-no