Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

13th January 2012

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Reminder: Book 1

Tagged: I realized...I realized my eyes were rolling.least. observant. narrator. ever.They look like big good strong hands don't they? I always thought that's what they were...As I closed ''Breaking Dawn'' I realized this was a terrible novel series.

16th July 2011

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Tagged: I realized my eyes were rolling.I realized...Inconsistent BellaShenanigans!narrative suckageHer?

13th January 2011

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Tagged: Does Meyer even LIKE Bella?There are plenty of times she ''realized'' something that I do not take issue with.But c'mon...I realized my eyes were rolling.

7th January 2011

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Tagged: You're killing me, Smalls.BELLA IS AN IDIOTI realized my eyes were rolling.She forgets to breathe.She can't find her lips.She realizes her eyes are closed.She REALIZED SHE WAS ALIVE.

6th January 2011

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Tagged: I bet Bella's great at Where's Waldo.I realized my eyes were rolling.