Reasoning With Vampires

Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

13th February 2012

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Tagged: Duh.I realized...Tell me more.Maybe I'm not fair for taking it out of context but I'm not the one that made it stupid.

13th January 2012

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Reminder: Book 1

Tagged: I realized...I realized my eyes were rolling.least. observant. narrator. ever.They look like big good strong hands don't they? I always thought that's what they were...As I closed ''Breaking Dawn'' I realized this was a terrible novel series.

12th October 2011

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Tagged: How did you type that with a straight face?How? How?! HOW?!I realized...MAYBE YOU SHOULD SLAP HER.OH. THE NOISE WAS ME.THIS IS NOT A HEROINE! SHE'S BARELY ALERT!There's gold just about every time Bella ''realizes'' something.least. observant. narrator. ever.Isaduhhhh

22nd September 2011

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Tagged: There's gold just about every time Bella ''realizes'' something.I realized...least. observant. narrator. ever.

11th September 2011

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Tagged: I realized...There's gold just about every time Bella ''realizes'' something.least. observant. narrator. ever.vocabulary Right word; right time And you fed me stories and you polished up your bruises until they shined

16th August 2011

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Tagged: She's not saying she WOULD think about it for hours, just that she COULD.Low self-esteem and self-absorbed -- double trouble!I realized...We intterupt your regularly scheduled Edwardian Angsting to consider other people.

1st August 2011

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Tagged: Survival of the fittest, why have you failed me?Bodies are complicated.least. observant. narrator. ever.I realized...There's gold just about every time Bella ''realizes'' something.Jacob rocked her world.

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Tagged: I realized...There's gold just about every time Bella ''realizes'' something.Her face is raining.Bodies are complicated.

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Tagged: I realized my eyes were rolling.I realized...Inconsistent Bella Shenanigans!narrative suckage Her?

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Tagged: least. observant. narrator. ever.I realized...There's gold just about every time Bella ''realizes'' something.

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Tagged: It was raining in the bathroom earlier. Then I twisted the faucet the other direction, and the clouds parted. Weird.I realized...There's gold just about every time Bella ''realizes'' something.least. observant. narrator. ever.The world is such a confusing place.

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Tagged: They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they? I always thought that's what they were...I realized...There's gold just about every time Bella ''realizes'' something.

19th April 2011

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Tagged: Bella Optimism: The glass had water in it, and the water wasn't even murky.Wake up dead, you die Isabummer I realized...I'm alive. Again!