Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

14th February 2012

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Tagged: Comma splice your face open.I do not think it means what you think it means.Your boyfriend is a tool. Deal with it.indecent punctuation

6th February 2012

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Tagged: I do not think it means what you think it means.Signorina Kettle! Have you met Mademoiselle Kettle Swan?reasonableprice of admission

11th January 2012

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Tagged: hissing''Aro'' and alone'' sound the same when I try to hiss them.I do not think it means what you think it means.

15th July 2011

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Tagged: Merriam-WebsterI do not think it means what you think it means.My tone is also disapproving.

2nd June 2011

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Tagged: reasonableInigo MontoyaWe're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.I do not think it means what you think it means.om-nom-nom dangeromnomnom brood brood omnomnom

27th May 2011

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Tagged: Same life, actually.I do not think it means what you think it means.IsaboleTribal legend = about 90 years agoA million years ago = almost exactly a year agosentence fragment

18th April 2011

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Tagged: I do not think it means what you think it means.Frankie Landau-BanksvocabularywritinggrammarlitYou need better fantasies.inner copy editor

7th March 2011

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Tagged: repeat repeat, beat beatI do not think it means what you think it means.humorless dark humor is this season's betraying traitor tears

27th February 2011

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Tagged: Am Big: you or us?I do not think it means what you think it means.TwilightPronouns are small but mighty.

13th December 2010

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Tagged: I do not think it means what you think it means.The wrong preposition puts him in the wrong position.