Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

31st December 2011

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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

To avoid watching it in a crowded theater, I waited several weeks after the premier to see Breaking Dawn. I just got back, and I have only one question:

WHEN DID G’MORK AND DARK HEART HAVE A LITTER OF PUPPIES?!?!

Tagged: Carrie is still my Camp Champ.Hah! A chandelier of frozen feelings. Take a look—all of your friends frozen in my crystal...I am the servant of the Power behind the Nothing.G'morkCare BearsBreaking DawnWolf-telepathy how I have underestimated you!