Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

27th April 2012

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Tagged: Duh.I don't have to eat this book to gag on it.Is this unusual?Our little girl is growing up.[song title redacted]synesthesiathanks for clearing that up

16th March 2012

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Tagged: thanks for clearing that upDuh.Interrupting Cow-mooo!For the love of all that sparkles stop interrupting yourself.Edward's Away Message

13th February 2012

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Tagged: Duh.I realized...Tell me more.Maybe I'm not fair for taking it out of context but I'm not the one that made it stupid.

22nd January 2012

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Tagged: I would have a problem with Bella Swan in my kitchen.what with her nonresidential fictitious status and allDuh.unless she's the Santa Claus of dinnerI see what you were going for there. Didn't work.

26th November 2011

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Tagged: Duh.IsabummerHis grim smile was short-lived.I like mixing Latin with my Valley Girl to class it up.

25th October 2011

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Tagged: What you’re saying is that the huge, ancient portcullis above was like a portcullis.Baby's 1st Trip to a CastleDuh.

28th September 2011

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Tagged: Yep, that's what that means.I think she's just reminding us that those vampires are still there.Duh.

24th June 2011

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Tagged: I continued to stare at the book for a long moment, mouth still hanging open.Stop interrupting yourself.copy editwritingDuh.

21st June 2011

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Tagged: When mythical creatures get physical with each other, it always sounds like thunder.Duh.Quile-w00t wolf packrusset: like apples or potatoesThat's what she said.

5th May 2011

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Tagged: that's what she saidOut-of-Context BellaBella's holesDuh.Twilight is so cheesy.

17th April 2011

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Tagged: I wonder what it could be.Duh.This indefinite pronoun is rock solid.

20th February 2011

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Tagged: Duh.stoppit

19th December 2010

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Tagged: Duh.Crylight

20th November 2010

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Tagged: Duh.