Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

3rd February 2012

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Tagged: I hope you're proud of yourself Stephenie.Crylightcomma abuseDid commas personally offend you? Do you enjoy watching them suffer?moist punctuation

28th November 2011

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Tagged: CrylightDid she get pink eye in Italy?OCULAR HERPESher face is rainingooze

14th April 2011

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28th March 2011

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Tagged: It's the end of her world as she knows it, and I feel fine.CrylightEin minuten bitte! Ich habe einen klienen problemo avec diese lunari. I'm from everywhere.IsabummerNew Lunacyastrophysics ain't got nothin' on angst (apparently)Let's all watch the world in from within a giant IUD.

1st February 2011

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Tagged: I'm sure the intent is playful; filtered through Edward, it becomes creeptastic.CrylightHer face is raining.Moisture

19th December 2010

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Tagged: Duh.Crylight

18th November 2010

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Tagged: colonthere's a shitty joke in there somewherecomma abuseCrylight

24th October 2010

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Tagged: Stop. If not for literature, at least think of the children!Crylight