Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

10th December 2011

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Tagged: Be nicer to your parents.Continuity is so inconvenient.I'm not impressed.It was very difficult for me to rebel as a teenager.inconsistent Bellamiddle-aged childMy mom is awesome.

18th October 2011

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Tagged: If Alice's visions of the future were reliable, the whole plot would go down into the toilet. Or deeper into the toilet.What? She started it.Continuity is so inconvenient.SHENS!inconsistent BellaCan we get a storyteller that's paying attention?