Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

29th July 2012

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Tagged: BellusionalLet's be flippant about mental health!That's interesting: I want to poke this book in the eye. I neither know how to do that nor what to do with the impulse.Watch out! We've got a badass over here.repeat repeat beat beatwe get it

8th December 2011

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Tagged: BellusionalDANGER. DANGER.I don't think you thought this through...New LunacyLove means always showing your GRRR Face.

21st November 2011

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Tagged: BellusionalFind the stalker. There's at least one in every book.Sounds like you thought that through.You know that you can delete the word ''let'' right?at least she's looking for the silver lininglose-losephantagasma trio of kisses for the anon with good eyes

13th September 2011

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Tagged: Bellusionaldangerously unbalancedphantagasmJust sit there and look pretty.We're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.

5th July 2011

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Tagged: My, aren't you brave!We're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.Bellusionalphantagasmsentence fragments

2nd July 2011

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Tagged: cliff notesWe're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.BellusionalTime flies when you're having fun; that's why it feels like more time passed.

25th June 2011

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Tagged: How black you are, my dear Pot!Bellusionaldangerously unbalanced

16th June 2011

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Tagged: BellusionalCharacterizationI certainly find Vicky killing Bella thrilling.continuitymope mope mope mope mope mope mopeom-nom-nom dangerSup Carrie?

8th June 2011

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Tagged: DANGER. DANGER.BellusionalWe're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.phantagasm

16th April 2011

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Tagged: repeat repeat, beat beatBellusionalphantagasm''Why?'' I whined.

16th April 2011

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Tagged: BellusionalLet's be honest: her thought process was already disturbedHow sweet!Meow! Meow! I'm so sexy!

13th April 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsWe're entering deliberate psychological fuckery, kids.the minor problem is in your headBellusionalthe things she'll do for a phantagasm

12th April 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsWe're entering deliberate psychological fuckery, kids.I'm not serious about the G'mork bit.Everything else is serious business.Bellusional

29th March 2011

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Tagged: We're entering deliberate psychological fuckery, kids.red on the top means stop! stop! stop / yellow in the midddle means be careful when you're little / green on the bottom means GOOOOOO!Bellusionalphantagasm

26th March 2011

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Tagged: We're entering deliberate psychological fuckery, kids.And take a long ride on my motor bike, Until I'm ready, Crazy little thing called loveBellusionalphantagasmLove means never having to launch yourself into a tree.not cool.