Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

18th February 2012

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Tagged: Bella makes me sadDid she really have no friends in Phoenix? Whatsoever...?Edward is controllingDana suffered a massive logic failure today./me idiot

22nd September 2011

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Tagged: If that's all it takes, the tunnel and the vampires must not be very scary.Bella makes me sadpatheticIs ''the horror of the subterranean tunnel'' a euphemism for STDs?

24th February 2011

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Tagged: CHANDLER: Y'know, whipped! Wah-pah! JOEY: That's not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh! CHANDLER: That's what I did. Wah-pah! JOEY: You can't do anything!bryan adams - move overBella makes me sad

17th February 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsBella makes me sadHow to hate your readerStephenie Meyer

19th January 2011

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I’ve said it before: Making your protagonist this pathetic is irresponsible. Passages like these blur the line between writing a self-conscious teenage girl with whom your readers can relate and writing a protagonist that validates feelings of inadequacy within your reader.

I’ve said it before: Making your protagonist this pathetic is irresponsible. Passages like these blur the line between writing a self-conscious teenage girl with whom your readers can relate and writing a protagonist that validates feelings of inadequacy within your reader.

Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsBella makes me sadGirls you are so much better than thisI don't want to have this conversation againI think those are damn near all physical descriptions of Bella (except things like ''damp hair'' and ''my eyes were wet'' blablabla).

18th January 2011

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsnot okBella makes me sadThis is a problem.

8th November 2010

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Tagged: Bella is so notBella makes me sadEdward is so hoteven google image search didn't want to wear a sleeveless button down shirtstephenie myopiaEDWARD IS NOT A VAMPIRE; HE’S A FUCKING CHAMELEON!!! He went from preppy to Greased Lightning in about a second! (quote the much-loved mrsdumbledore)

7th November 2010

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Tagged: we're entering serious psychological fuckery, kidsBella is patheticBella makes me sadnot oktake up knitting or something