Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

28th September 2010

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Tagged: Twilightwait... what?Bella Swanand I went skipping through the wall

17th September 2010

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Tagged: this does not allure meseductive and sedativeBella SwanJacob BlackTwilightStephenie Meyer

15th September 2010

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Screw finding out what’s up with the Cullens. Bella needs to ask Jacob how to harness free will.

Screw finding out what’s up with the Cullens. Bella needs to ask Jacob how to harness free will.

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14th September 2010

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Tagged: gesturesthe perpetual disappointment of TwilightJacob BlackBella Swan

12th September 2010

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Tagged: TwilightThe Sound of MusicSUVSuburbanBella SwanMike Newton

11th September 2010

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Tagged: TwilightStephenie MeyerBella SwanMike NewtonJessica Stanleyfainting like a goat

10th September 2010

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Tagged: Twilightbeing nosyEdward CullenBella SwanStephenie Meyeryeah she's brave and assertive

10th September 2010

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Tagged: TwilightStephenie MeyerBella Swanquestion mark marks a question

9th September 2010

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Tagged: Bella SwanNeil Simon's The Goodbye GirlStephenie MeyerTwilightmiddle-aged childYou were never four-and-a-half; you were born twenty-six.

9th September 2010

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Tagged: constant moistureTwilightBella SwanStephenie Meyerinappropriate vocabulary

9th September 2010

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8th September 2010

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Tagged: Bella SwanEdward CullentMike NewtonStephenie MeyerTwilighthow much can one sentence be expected to hold?!tmisentesentences are not mini-vans

8th September 2010

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Tagged: TwilightStephenie MeyerBella SwanLeeMike NewtonFaintingBella makes people sick

8th September 2010

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