Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact:

5th February 2014

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Tagged: Hello darlings.Awkward phrasingshame carrots and other hand gesturesMeanwhile the cliffs were doing jazz hands.The number of times I've needed to put this book down in order to flip it off with both hands is astounding.EVEN THE LANDSCAPE HATES YOUThey look like big good strong hands don't they? I always thought that's what they were...

23rd September 2012

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Tagged: ''Whatever'' Dana accused.Awkward phrasingDialogue TagsShe wrote that with a straight face.Wonder of wonders -- I challenged you to do something in this post without labeling it and you still knew what was going're doing it wrong.When you reblog the typo it's like getting the limited edition.

19th September 2012

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Tagged: Awkward phrasingCare bears are an asthma attack waiting to happen.Edward was right! Werewolves are dangerous!It sounds cuter than it is.unintended consquences of sloppy writing

15th February 2011

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Tagged: Awkward phrasingNot wrong. /Awkward/.copy editing