Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

25th May 2012

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See also: Twiline

See also: Twiline

Tagged: *snaps fingers* Hey! Pay attention!Do you read the words you type?Make up your mind.SHENS!continuityJacob is a beast in the garage.

24th September 2011

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Tagged: Poorly written, inconsistently plotted, and psychologically abusive -- a microcosm of what is wrong with Stephenie Meyer's writing in one paragraph.*snaps fingers* Hey! Pay attention!1 Writing Rule: Make sense.Are Italian offices without windows lit by tiny versions of the sun? No? I didn't think so.UNGRAMMATICAL AND COMPARATIVELY TRASHYwait... what?