Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

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Shirts

I’ve gotten several requests for shirts, and I’m finally doing something about it.

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The first available design is “SENTENCES ARE NOT MINIVANS.” The sentence that has been turned into a minivan is a parody of this sentence from New Moon.

… for those of you who have made a sport out of throwing Twilight across the room.

You can purchase shirts at http://reasoningwithvampires.spreadshirt.com.

If you have a request or a suggestion for a shirt, let me know!