I’ve gotten several requests for shirts, and I’m finally doing something about it.

The first available design is “SENTENCES ARE NOT MINIVANS.” The sentence that has been turned into a minivan is a parody of this sentence from New Moon.

… for those of you who have made a sport out of throwing Twilight across the room.
You can purchase shirts at http://reasoningwithvampires.spreadshirt.com.
If you have a request or a suggestion for a shirt, let me know!