Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

23rd August 2011

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Tagged: *snaps fingers* Hey! FOCUS!I am more than a receptacle for feelings about boys.I loved the t-shirt quilt Bella's mom gave her in Eclipse. You know... the one from all their road trip shirts?IsablahhhScrew your tabula rasa; give me in medias res!I would look out the damn window.

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    Going to go on a small Twilight rant here, although it’s also a writing-in-general rant. You probably want to keep...
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    Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes, especially to the last part. I like my characters to be well-rounded, with flaws and quirks...
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    SO MUCH FUCKING THIS. If it had been me there instead of...Edward would’ve been fucking...
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    It’s probably better that she doesn’t describe the scenery, she tends to fuck it up when she does. Especially in Italy.
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    Taking a brief pause from studying for my Business and Technology final and my homework to agree wholeheartedly with...
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    Been saying it for years!
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    Jesus in heaven, finally somebody says it! (and, I don’t even want to read this book. I don’t want to read any more...
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    That is why I refer to bella as Pants!
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    Or, in my case, defined by my girlfriend. I have passions. :U Give me a strong female lead, or piss off entirely. >U
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    This. This is the tippy top of the iceberg of what’s wrong with Twilight.
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