Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

12th August 2011

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Tagged: Unchaste teenagers will die.''He said sex was bad.'' ''Pfft... not if you do it right.''The Cullens don't eat people. In any sense.omnomnom brood brood omnomnomGiving in to your primal urges will be the downfall of society.That's what she said (but she said it very primly)

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