Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

26th July 2011

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Tagged: characters with supernatural hearing: werewolves, vampires, Bella SwanUse your words.air quotesarticulated punctuationquotey fingers ftwquotey fingers of sarcasm

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    honestly, i find that hard to complain about! ignore for a moment that the mere presence of sarcastic quotation marks...
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    This is what we say to my three-year-old brother when he’s whining or moaning… “Use your words, Ewan.”
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    I could hear the quotation marks in his tone. The quotation marks. In his tone. I could hear them.
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    best tumblr is best. grammar AND making fun of twilight‽ dare I dream?
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