Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

15th July 2011

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As for the implication that it’s okay to set low standards for teenage fiction, see this.

As for the implication that it’s okay to set low standards for teenage fiction, see this.

Tagged: I KNOW, I'LL GO TO A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE LIKE SOMETHING AND TELL THEM I DON'T LIKE IT.FAQI've made charts and graphs that should finally make it clear. I've prepared a lecture on why [you] have to leave. So please back away.QuestionsThat's right: BRAIN-ORGY OF SNARKare we done now?

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