Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

3rd July 2011

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Tagged: Paris, Texas?inappropriate comparisonsshakespeareunrecognizably warping literary classicsYou've stretched ''allusion'' into a ''delusion''

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    What if the moon was made out of green cheese? Well, then astronauts wouldn’t have to pack lunch! (Which is what my dad...
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    And I hate her for it. How does Meyer dare use like this Shakespeare and, later on, Wuthering Heighs?
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    Stephanie Meyers’s version of “I wish our pine tree would do that…” AKA my testament to why people are idiots.
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    "What if Juliet knew she couldn’t survive without him (Paris)?" Meyer really is saying "what if Paris was Romeo?" (I...
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    #Paris, Texas? #inappropriate comparisons #shakespeare #unrecognizably warping literary classics #You’ve stretched...
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    Bella why are you even reading that book it is a bad book OH NO WAIT YOU’RE A BAD BOOK man that is the best insult I...
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    I love everything about this commentary. I don’t think Stephanie Myers even READ Romeo and Juliet.
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    Oh so sad.
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    Pfffffft love this commentary.
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    Please stay away from dear Will. What did he ever do to you?