Before I had any right to dismiss Twihards or criticize the psychologically unhealthy relationship model that Bella Swan and Edward Cullen present, I felt obliged to read the books. So I did. All four novels, one novella, and an incomplete document in portable format. The content lived down to my expectations, but I was unprepared for how poorly crafted the saga is. Contact: reasoningwithvampires@gmail.com

2nd July 2011

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Tagged: cliff notesWe're deep into the realm of psychological fuckery.BellusionalTime flies when you're having fun; that's why it feels like more time passed.

  1. life-is-a-kaleidoscope reblogged this from iknowwhatyoudidlastsummerween and added:
    ^ yes, explained so well. Reasons why I get so annoyed at people for LOVING Twilight….the messages are just not anything...
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    Yes. Buffy is, like, the answer to everything.
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    That doesn’t explain why she was perfectly willing to let herself die the instant she hit the water. Trying to explain...
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    "Suicidal inducement of hallucination" can just be describing the nature of her actions, not necessarily her intention....
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    I’D BETTER CHOOSE A DIFFERENT TIME TO BE RECKLESS man I should somehow become Bella and then laugh at the books about me...
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    I feel the need to note that Bella was at no point suicidal. She wasn’t going to kill herself over Edward, but she did...
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